Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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