i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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