and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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