he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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