scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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