my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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