If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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