You surviving the open bar?
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But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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