I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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