I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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