I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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