At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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