I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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