So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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