new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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