I'm gonna have a badass scar
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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