im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Randomize
