Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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