We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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