So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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