he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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