If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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