If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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