I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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