...so i touched it.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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