Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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