I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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