Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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