I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We are two peas in an std pod
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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