this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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