Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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