In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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