Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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