She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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