Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
