remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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