dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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