so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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