i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ugly people sure do ruin things
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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