Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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