I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Well I just put wine in my tea
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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