Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
