i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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