dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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