Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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