Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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