Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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