Where did you get a picture of my penis
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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