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(908): View more from New Jersey

so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.

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(908): so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy. http://tfl.nu/ocps

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(585): View more from New York

broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.

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you're writing country songs now?

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(585): broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me. (716): you're writing country songs now? http://tfl.nu/hdm9

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(815): View more from Illinois

We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...

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And they lived happily ever after....

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(815): We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal... (847): And they lived happily ever after.... http://tfl.nu/htue

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(713): View more from Texas

Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?

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(713): Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave? http://tfl.nu/a6k0

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign

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(856): I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign http://tfl.nu/u6cw

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(559): View more from California

Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.

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(559): Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND. http://tfl.nu/ouew

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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(505): I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation http://tfl.nu/u5tc

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.

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(570): You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter. http://tfl.nu/i6dh

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(443): View more from Maryland

Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking

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(443): Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking http://tfl.nu/hur0

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...

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(804): I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts... http://tfl.nu/vjl2

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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(918): We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off. http://tfl.nu/7uo8

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(514): View more from Quebec

I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me

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(514): I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me http://tfl.nu/t69r

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.

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(512): I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight. http://tfl.nu/hr3p

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(816): View more from Missouri

Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?

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(816): Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone? http://tfl.nu/wu6u

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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.

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(715): At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves. http://tfl.nu/lin3

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