You can't motorboat a personality
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?