That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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