all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
